"The greatest Kittie site ever to be ruined by a complete moron of a webmaster!" -roget_loves_bauhaus@hotmail.com

"This site is a perfect example of why America is on the moral decline." -The webmaster's mommy

"You call this satire? I can think of plenty of adjectives that begin with an 's' to describe this site. But 'satirical' isn't one of them." -ThickBrick374@aol.com

"Even Pauly Shore's web site was better than this." -AsianSens8tion@aol.com

"This site is beyond the limits of normal internet idiocy." - Let's just say . . . a friend@aol.com

"You strike me as being an attention starved twit who lacks any manner of social skills." -Just some random guy

"You know, the five minutes you spent making this site could've been used doing something more productive. Like getting a girlfriend, reading a book, or watching paint dry." -gothdude6634@hotmail.com

"The most pathetic attempt at getting sex from strange women that I've ever seen." -Some girl named Lita

"It's tolerable when you're drunk." -MeatyCheesyBoyTP@aol.com

"I NO MERCEDS!!!!!! SHES MY BEST FREIND!!!!!!!!!! SHELL KILL YOU WHEN SHE SES THIIS STOOPID SITE!!!!!" -rolling_baby@rodeo.org