The interpretations listed above are only the opinions of the webmaster and not those of Kittie, their associates, fans, or otherwise. The interpretations have little, if anything, to do with that silly thing most people call "the truth." They are here simply for your enjoyment, nothing more. They are not brainwashing you in any way, shape, or form. Reading these interpretations will not cause you to give me all your money. They also won't force you to sell me your children. You will not be tricked into giving me all your property and belongings. If you do any of these things, it is of your own free will. Honest! I am also not interested in any of the following: Your immortal soul, your flesh, your internal/external organs, Denmark, my own late-night talk show, the members of Kittie, waffles with blueberry syrup, a life-size poster of Gary Coleman, Liz Phair's underwear, a complete set of Pokemon beanie dolls, my own line of action figures, a clean pair of socks, a Dreamcast, Nick Drake's skull, the World Wrestling Federation, one of those big Jack Skellington dolls, mastery of the French langauge, and/or AA batteries (and lots of 'em!). So if you have any or all of these, do not give them to me. Instead, read the interpretations. Read them very, very carefully. In fact, read them twice. Just for fun.
