This is a mail I sent to Fallon herself. |
This is a mail that I sent to Talena herself. |
This is the reply I sent to Fallon after she replied to my first e-mail. |
This is the reply I sent to Talena after she dismissed my e-mail and just told me about the band Witchmoon. She still rules, though. |
This is a reply I sent to someone who asked me if Kittie worshipped the devil. |
This is a mail I sent to Mercedes herself. |
This is the second mail that I sent to Mercedes herself. |
This originally titled e-mail is from someone who didn't like the site that much. | |||||||||||||||||||
The guy who wrote part one e-mailed me twenty minutes later with this. So here's the e-mail and my response to both parts. | |||||||||||||||||||
Some old guy sent me this. It's keen! | |||||||||||||||||||
Quite possibly the oddest mail I've gotten. Ever. Read it and remember: friends don't let friends drink and send e-mails. | |||||||||||||||||||
Here's a letter from a smart guy who doesn't like the word "poop." | |||||||||||||||||||
Short but sweet. And twice as funny. Poop. | |||||||||||||||||||
Another short one. Attention spans? We don't need no stinkin' attention spans. | |||||||||||||||||||
The sequel to "Kittie." By far my favorite hate mail to date. | |||||||||||||||||||
What's to say except "word to your mother?" Short one. But oh-so-threatening. It's kewlies! So he/she can't really spell. Big deal. And why does everyone think I really had sex with the bottle? Sheesh. Not really sure if this is a hate mail or not. But it's fun to pretend. It insults me. It confuses me. It's one of the greatest e-mails I've ever received. The author of "Only when I'm drunk" sent a sequel letter. Yeah! With "My GOD," the author of "Only when..." and "This is..." has now created a trilogy. Booyah. The trilogy gets its Episode 1. Curses. A self-censored hate mail. Talk about rare! Proving once again that literacy is highly over-rated. I can't even begin to explain this one. Short, but will haunt you forever. From a guy who knows way too much about Kittie. Unaltered in any way, shape, or form. A good, ol' fashioned insult letter. Bully! Nothing special. But I thought I'd put it up here anyway. Remember: All I do is copy/paste, folks. "Oh, boo hoo hoo, you made fun of Talena! I hate you, you jerky jerk!" From someone who has absolutely no idea what he/she is talking "aboot." I absolutely swear to God this is real and that I didn't alter it in any way. From someone who thinks I'm a nutcase. |