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Mail I've sent
This is mail I've sent to people that I've found either useful because it's Kittie related or funny and Kittie related at the same time
Technicolor radio in the belly button of Ozzy!
This is a mail I sent to Fallon herself.
The Kidney of Morrison's cat
This is a mail that I sent to Talena herself.
Blue folders in the filing cabinet
This is the reply I sent to Fallon after she replied to my first e-mail.
The Dharma Bums
This is the reply I sent to Talena after she dismissed my e-mail and just told me about the band Witchmoon. She still rules, though.
Re: hey does kittie worship the devil?
This is a reply I sent to someone who asked me if Kittie worshipped the devil.
Eskimos have feet. Two of them.
This is a mail I sent to Mercedes herself.
Dismembered dogs have feet. Three of them. HA HA HA!
This is the second mail that I sent to Mercedes herself.

Hate mail
This is mail I've gotten from people who hate me >crycrycry<
You suck
This originally titled e-mail is from someone who didn't like the site that much.
You Suck PART 2
The guy who wrote part one e-mailed me twenty minutes later with this. So here's the e-mail and my response to both parts.
Your site
Some old guy sent me this. It's keen!
No subject
Quite possibly the oddest mail I've gotten. Ever. Read it and remember: friends don't let friends drink and send e-mails.
Tyrant
Here's a letter from a smart guy who doesn't like the word "poop."
Beech
Short but sweet. And twice as funny. Poop.
Kittie
Another short one. Attention spans? We don't need no stinkin' attention spans.
[censored]
The sequel to "Kittie." By far my favorite hate mail to date.
Please read this!
What's to say except "word to your mother?"
No subject
Short one. But oh-so-threatening. It's kewlies!
Your a dumb ass
So he/she can't really spell. Big deal. And why does everyone think I really had sex with the bottle? Sheesh.
No subject
Not really sure if this is a hate mail or not. But it's fun to pretend.
Only when I'm drunk
It insults me. It confuses me. It's one of the greatest e-mails I've ever received.
This is a sad day for ...
The author of "Only when I'm drunk" sent a sequel letter. Yeah!
My GOD
With "My GOD," the author of "Only when..." and "This is..." has now created a trilogy. Booyah.
Hey I just noticed something
The trilogy gets its Episode 1. Curses.
No subject
A self-censored hate mail. Talk about rare!
No subject
Proving once again that literacy is highly over-rated.
You a damn moron
I can't even begin to explain this one. Short, but will haunt you forever.
****er
From a guy who knows way too much about Kittie.
Fag
Unaltered in any way, shape, or form.
Dumb ass
A good, ol' fashioned insult letter. Bully!
Hey
Nothing special. But I thought I'd put it up here anyway.
No subject
Remember: All I do is copy/paste, folks.
Hello
"Oh, boo hoo hoo, you made fun of Talena! I hate you, you jerky jerk!"
No
From someone who has absolutely no idea what he/she is talking "aboot."
F*** YOU AND YOUR S***TY WEBSITE!
I absolutely swear to God this is real and that I didn't alter it in any way.
no subject!
From someone who thinks I'm a nutcase.

Like mail
This is mail I've gotten from people who are demented enough to enjoy the site. This one goes last because it tends to ruin my reputation as a Kittie-bashing jerk who needs to be kidnapped and beaten.
THERE ARE NONE!!! AND THERE NEVER WILL BE!!!! BWAH HA HA AHA HA HA HA!!!!! Heh.