My god... I thought you said that the concert experiences were going to be funny. I didn't think I was a mormon before; but I guess I am now. It's a shame when someone that dumb can go see a band that great so many times and still be alive.

It's a sad sad day for...
every respectable fan of non country music. But like coach says theres nothing hard liquor won't cure.

Jerk off (NO! NO! THAT WAS AN INSULT!!! YOU COULD HAVE ATLEAST WAITED UNTIL YOU EXITED OUT OF THIS WINDOW!!! I haven't even finished typing and I already feel defiled.),
Jayson Bethell