4/15/2000 - Created site.
| 4/16/2000 - Added sections. Started beta testing with people I hate . . . er, know. |
| 4/17/2000 - Finished beta testing. Surprisingly, got good responses. Decided I need more options and stuff to do on the site. Can't think of anything at the moment. Will think of more stuff. |
| 4/18/2000 - Haven't thought of anything yet. Wait, nevermind, I added my experience at a Kittie concert I attended in February. I was called some names by a Kittie fan. And I'm also working on a Morgan "shrine." Because Morgan is the grooviest. |
| 4/19/2000 - Wrote a song for Kittie at 1:38 a.m. (pacific time). Later, when I got home from school, my requests to be put on the links pages of other Kittie sites were declined. All 27 sites turned me down. Quick stats: out of the 27, 15 thought the "f" word was my name, 6 haven't even bothered to reply, and 1 called me the butt acne on the face of humanity. Also, I found out I'm #12 on the "Top 50 Kittie Sites" list. NUMBER FREAKING TWELVE!!!!! Which means I'm higher up than 80% of the sites that turned me down!!!! Take that!!!!! Wham bam thank you ma'am! Oh, yeah, please vote for my site on the list. Thanks. |
4/20/2000 - I thank whatever religion that came up with whatever holiday it is tomorrow. I get a three day weekend! For some reason, I've been really lazy with the Morgan shrine. I know what I want to do, but haven't set about doing it. I'll try to get cracking on it A.S.A.P.
4/21/2000 - A Kittie fan made me cry.
4/22/2000 - I added some links to other Kittie web pages. Would you believe they actually linked me on their sites, too? I for one am amazed. I thought I was all alone in my Kittie site crusade. Now I have three people who are better at html than me on my side. Well, I'm probably more of their jester than their comrade. Hey, works for me! OH, YEAH!!!! I'M NUMBER 4 ON THE TOP 50 KITTIE SITES THING!!!!! VOTE FOR ME SOME MORE!!!! Please?
4/23/2000 - I celebrated the one week anniversary of this site by NOT DOING ANYTHING!!! That's right, I did absolutely nothing. I answered a few e-mails, but that's it. There were only three. I spent the rest of the day watching an Andy Griffith marathon. ANDY F'N GRIFFITH!!!!! Aaaah, life is good.
4/24/2000 - I added a link, ate an entire bag of Chee-tos, missed the entire episode of WWF Monday Night Raw, and was told Fallon had visited my site. Not in that order, though. Also, I completed the Morgan shrine thing; but when I was reviewing it, I found that the quality was severely lacking. And the one thing I don't want to do is give you, my subjects, sub-par space filler. Honest! So I'm going to re-do it until I either get it right or get bored and dump it. Sorry.
4/25/2000 - I got home, slept for four hours, ate dinner, and then went back to sleep.
4/26/2000 - I'm not going to update today, either, just to spite you.
4/27/2000 - Kittie begins touring again today. The drawing of them is going to take a lot longer than I thought. Also, I just noticed Kittie are planning a string of concerts in California at the end of May. I'm making plans to take school off that entire week and follow Kittie. It probably won't happen and I'll just end up at one, maybe two, shows close to my area, but, hey, it's fun to dream.
4/28/2000 - Din't update the site. But I did watch the Stone Temple Pilots "Storytellers" show on VH1. The stories dragged on a bit, I thought, but STP rocked nonetheless. Oh, and this was the beginning of my three-day non-stop Stone Temple Pilots binge.
4/29/2000 - Continued the Stone Temple Pilots binge and celebrated the birthday of the greatest comic genius in history.
4/30/2000 - Natalie from Just Spit gave me some great ideas for the Morgan shrine. So bow to her, now. Then visit her site. Then tell her how much you want to marry her. She's also helping me out with it, which is great since she's an html god and I can only make my font color blue. Golly. Oh, and I also "discovered" an entire web site dedicated to Morgan. So the majority of my time is spent reading that site over and over.
5/1/2000 - I stayed up all night and looked for a midi version of the theme song to the Mary Tyler Moore song. I need it for the Morgan shrine thing. Couldn't find it, though. I was so tired that when I got home from school, I slept for 14 and a half hours.
5/2/2000 - Created the mail section. Why? Because I'm an egotistic loser. Plus, I had nothing better to do. And those e-mails were going to go to waste, anyway. I just wish I had an excuse to post all my e-mails. You'd get a kick out of them. Really.
5/3/2000 until 5/8/2000 - I've been working like a fiend on the Morgan shrine. Doing this, fixing that, yelling at the computer. It's coming along, but it's still not what I want it to be. So I'm crying every day. It's all I do. I cry. I cry because the pain hurts. It hurts so very, very much.
5/9/2000 until 5/15/2000 - There's a rift in the space/time continuum. This period of time is a daze of Monty Python and Pop Tarts. I remember nothing.
5/16/2000 - Still working on the freakin' Morgan shrine. Darn it. But I'm happy since Kittie is coming to San Diego this Sunday (which I'm probably going to go to)!! Then they're playing another show really close to me on Tuesday (which I'm definitely going to)!! Hooray!!
5/17/2000 - Johnny Bravo is a great cartoon. Just thought I'd share that.
5/18/2000 - The guys who were going to go to the Kittie show on Sunday just found out they can't go. And I can't go by myself. So now I can't go. >sob< But if you know anyone in the Los Angeles/San Diego area who wants to go and won't, you know, kill me or anything, e-mail my mommy at canoclapton@aol.com.
5/19/2000 - I stayed home from school and played with action figures all day. The Incredible Hulk basically stomped a mud-hole into everyone. Except Sabu. Sabu hit him with a chair.
5/20/2000 - My mommy promised to take me to San Diego for the Kittie show!
5/21/2000 - I was in San Diego and saw a Kittie show!!!!! Yay!!!!
5/22/2000 - Wrote up a story about what happened at the Kittie concert. It's really weird. Just really weird. That's the only way I can explain it: just weird. And I'm going to see Kittie tomorrow at the Whisky! Yay!
5/23/2000 - Went to go see the Kittie show that was taking place that night. But didn't get to. >sob<
5/24/2000 - Wrote an account of my Kittie adventure the day before. It's in the "concert" section, just so you people STOP ASKING ME!!!!! GRAAHH!!!
5/25/2000 - Saw Kittie on that Ultrasound show. The show itself isn't very ultra. Maybe it's because Mandy Moore said too many dumb things.
5/26/2000 - Saw the movie "Gladiator" today. Geez, what a violent movie that is. Everything else was really lame, though (the acting, plot, general dialogue, etc.). If it weren't for the insanely gory and realistic violence, I wouldn't have liked the movie at all. But, luckily, all the bloodshed and violence saved it.
5/27/2000 - I read on another (read: better, more respected) Kittie site that Morgan has a stripped throat. Some rabid Kittie fans stuck one of those electronic toothbrushes down her mouth and scrubbed a tartar-free hole through her vocal chords. The fiends!
5/27/2000 - Later in the day: I've been corrected and it turns out Morgan has STREP throat. Which is just as bad. And, after looking it up in the dictionary, I still don't know what it is. But it sounds really bad. I mean, "strep throat." The name alone drives a chill up my spine and fear into my very soul!
Anyway, I hope Morgan gets better soon and that she continues to, y'know, be cool and stuff.
5/28/2000 - I was playing with my action figures again and the Incredible Hulk got revenge on Sabu by throwing him off my desk and through a table.
5/29/2000 - Today is Memorial Day. So, being the true-blue American that I am, I celebrated this most-honorable of national holiday's by seeing "Mission: Impossible 2." Uncle Sam salutes me!
5/30/2000 - I continued my Memorial Day celebration. What a patriot I am! I should be given a medal. To celebrate my country, I bought Powerpuff Girls dolls. They're very cute. And colorful.
5/31/2000 - Wednesday. When I was a little kid, I learned to spell this word because the middle has the term "NES." And, as we all know, the big video game system of the day was the Nintendo. Which was loveably termed the "N.E.S." So, being a big video game buff, I learned this word by using the above knowledge. Wed - N.E.S.- day.
6/1/2000 - Is it today or tomorrow that Kittie goes on tour in Europe? I can't remember.
6/2/2000 - Still can't remember if it's today or yesterday that Kittie tours Europe.
6/3/2000 - Well, at least I know for a fact that Kittie are on tour in Europe right now. This very second. Unless you're reading this four weeks after I typed this. In which case, Kittie are on tour with Ozzfest right now. This very second. Unless you're reading this several months after I typed this. In which case, Kittie are . . . somewhere, over the rainbow.
6/4/2000 - Blah, blah, blah. Wiggly, wiggly, wiggle. As far as I know, nothing happened. So I have nothing to report. Which means all this typing is not necessary. You should probably stop reading this section and continue down the list. Although, putting the past news on the bottom seems a bit silly, doesn't it? I mean, some of these "news" segments are continuations from the previous day. Which means that the jokes are lost since you read the punchline first. Ah, well, there's nothing I can do now. Well, I could stop typing. So, yeah, I'll stop typing now. No, wait, I'll stop typing . . . . . . . . . now.
6/5/2000 - Just another manic Monday. Wish it was Sunday. 'Cause that's my fun day. Yes, just another manic Monday.
6/6/2000 - I saw a book in Barnes and Noble entitled "5/5/2000 - The Date of the Apocalypse." The title basically explains the book. But, hey, that's irony. Heh. Yes, sir, pure, unbridled, untamed, wild irony.
6/7/2000 - I went to see Lou Reed in concert. Even though he's around 60 years old (possibly older, I'm not sure), he still put on the best rock concert I've ever been to.
6/8/2000 - I was exposed as the fraud that I am by some genius Kittie fan. See, using his vast powers of deduction, he figured out that I'm lying to everyone. I'm scamming you all. I'm pulling the wool over your eyes. He exposed the fact that I made up the Kittie interview. I'm not sure how he did this, but I'm positive it wasn't by reading the part at the top of the page that says, " . . . IT'S ALL FAKE." He also didn't do it by reading the "About This Site" section in which I semi-admit to making the thing up. Nope. He did it the hard way. By thinking. See, he figured out that I (and I quote) "just want to be in the norm you all know what i ment about in the norm??????" Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I was too subtle in my humor. Maybe I really am a bad person. Maybe I should be ashamed for making a Kittie site of this nature. Maybe I went too far. And maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt. HA HA HA!!! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!
6/9/2000 - The "Kittie Rules But Kitte Fansites Suck" page was taken down due to internal political issues over stolen html. At least, I just found out about it. This a sad, sad day indeed. I was really looking forward to that site.
6/10/2000 - Another Kittie fan was angered by my site. >sob< I just wanted to make people laugh. >sob, sob< Is that so wrong? This page isn't just a collection of lies! It's just a very vague stretching of a surreal reality that exists in an alternate dimension that dwells three miles down the road from sanity. Simple as that.
6/11/2000 - Added a link. And, by Odin's eye, the banner for the site is the coolest one I've ever seen. Even if it does contain naughty language.
6/12/2000 - Cartoon Network started airing new episodes of Sailor Moon! Hooray!
6/13/2000 - I fell asleep when I got home and missed the new episode of Sailor Moon. >sob<
6/14/2000 - Added some hate mail to the hate mail section.
6/15/2000 - I updated the news/updates section.
6/16/2000 - Someone, somewhere, is watching a re-run of "Dif'frent Strokes" and realizing what a great man Gary Coleman is. I just know it.
6/17/2000 - Someone, somewhere, is watching a re-run of "Dif'frent Strokes" and realizing what a great man Gary Coleman is. I just know it.
6/18/2000 - In the words of my hero, the paragon of evil, the embodiment of badness, the catechism for the neophyte no-goodnik, and several other not-at-all-good things, ZORAK: "I deciDed to upDate my page - in my oWn good tiMe!!! MaYbE yOu wIsH ZoRak hAd uPdAtEd sOmEtImE oThEr tHaN nOw?!! WeLl, ToO BAD!!! I DiDn'T!!! Aha-ha-HA-ha-Ha!!! (I love that joke.)"
6/19/2000 - The countdown begins! Only 4 more days until "Chicken Run" opens in theatres nationwide!
6/20/2000 - The countdown continues! Only 3 more days until "Chicken Run" opens in theatres nationwide!
6/21/2000 - The countdown continues! Only 2 more days until "Chicken Run" opens in theatres nationwide!
6/22/2000 - The countdown continues! "Chicken Run" opens in theatres nationwide tomorrow! Oh, and I added a link.
6/23/2000 - A new section added: The Kittiepuff Girls! It's a poorly drawn, badly scripted, and just plain silly comic that I made. But so far it's gotten good reviews. So read it! Worship it! Make it the central part of your life! This, I command!
6/24/2000 - I saw Chicken Run today! It's fantastic! You should see it and be able to say "it's fantastic," too. So go see it. Right now. Right this very second. Stop reading this and go see Chicken Run. No, really, go see it. Not later . . . right now. Come on, seriously, stop reading this and go put your pants on. Now! Please? I'll be your best friend. It's really a very funny movie. You'll like it. Mel Gibson is in it. Everyone likes Mel Gibson, right? Oh, that's right, you're a rebel. Oh, Mr. Tough Rebel! Look at you, Mr. Rebel-I'm-Too-Cool-To-See-Chicken-Run! C'mon, go see it. Kidnap a little kid and pretend s/he's your child if you're too timid to see it by yourself. GO SEE CHICKEN RUN!!! GO SEE CHICKEN RUN!!!! GOOOOOOO SEEEEE CCCCHHHHHIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKEEEEEENNNN RRRRRRRUUUUNNNN!!!!!
6/25/2000 - There's a semi-large interview with Morgan in this month's issue of "Circus." Then there's a few pictures: a small pic of Morgan with a microphone; a full page pic of Morgan and her guitar; small single shots of Fallon, Mercedes, and Talena; a full page pic of the entire band; and a full page pic of Marilyn Manson from about three years ago. The interview is really nothing new, save for the fact that Morgan discusses Ozzfest. But it's neat, nonetheless. So go to your local magazine shop and rip out the pages like everyone else.
6/26/2000 - I got the grooviest thing today. It's a Space Ghost action figure! It comes with a desk, chair, coffee mug, and index cards (in the theme of his "talk show" that airs late night on Cartoon Network). So far, he's beat up everyone in my action figure collection. And he zapped all my Pokemon beanie toys with his Blast-O-Ray! Zap!
6/27/2000 - I'd like to be . . . under the sea . . . in an octopus's garden . . . in the shade.
6/28/2000 - There was a day-long marathon of the old show "The Monkees" on VH1. It ruled all that can be ruled.
6/29/2000 - Mercedes signed my guestbook! Yes, that's right: THE Mercedes. So I sent her one of my patented ramble e-mails. Then she wrote me back. So I sent her another ramble e-mail. And she likes my site! So take that, those of you who call me names! Mercedes likes my site and she hates you! She condemns you to an eternity of suffering! I've also heard that Fallon likes my site, as well. She hates you, too! She also condemns you to an eternity of suffering! You will suffer for two eternities! Ha ha ha!!!
| 6/30/2000 - I attended the taping for the show "Farm Club" that Kittie will be on. Or was on, depending on when you read this. Lots of neat stuff happened.
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