1/1/2001 - Happy new year.
1/2/2001 until 1/8/2001 - I'm still on vacation.
1/9/2001 - Here are keywords people have used to find this site: chill buttocks pics, arrowhead water bottle, mary tyler moore theme, mary tyler moore karaoke, satirical adjectives, doris day, picture of sprite image is nothing thirst is everything, how to look like talena atfield, her hippo genitals, toto, eskimo pedophiles, eat talena for brunch, mandy moore undies, lyric interpretations for creed, drunk canadians, talena has red hair, jim morrison naked pics, marvel comics trading cards, thrash babes, rocky horror picture show cult followings.
1/10/2001 - Finally updated the link to Kittie super-site Choke. It's found a permanent home now.
1/11/2001 - Noooooo! We Love Byron broke up! Nooooooo!
1/12/2001 - I re-did the entire news section. To ease the loading time, I put all the past news updates in an archives section. Dig it, baby.
1/13/2001 until 2/10/2001 - I took another vacation. So sue me. I'll probably take another one that's just as long, if not longer. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! NOTHING!!!! You are completely powerless! Ha ha ha!
2/11/2001 - I added a bunch of hate mails for your viewing pleasure.
2/12/2001 - Boy howdy, there's nothing that beats the diet-cola taste of Star Wars: Episode 1 assorted fruit snacks. *thumbs up*
2/13/2001 - Stupid, stupid rat tails.
2/14/2001 - I don't know about you, but I really want to see Keanu Reeves' new movie, something November. There's nothing better than seeing an actor of his stature being all serious in a romance movie. And, with any luck, Brad Pitt will be just as hilarious in The Mexican. Oh, 'tis the golden era of major motion pictures once more!
2/15/2001 - Bring me Chee-to's! So speaks Galactus, ruler of the universe!
2/16/2001 - I've got a pocket full of change, it's going jing-a-ling-a-ling.
2/17/2001 - I, Kuang Lu, master of kung-fu, have beaten Trenton Chaynes, master of wetting his pants, in mortal combat. Thus, I claim this web site as my own and shall henceforth rule this mockery of free speech with an iron fist. Thus, carving myself a place in history as the most dominant sushi chef in all of western France!
2/18/2001 - For your viewing pleasure, here are some search engine keywords that random psychopaths have used to find this site: strawberry shortcake, im a little tea pot, lyrics to weird als back that azz up, girls fart too, stefanie sun lyrics, stinky feet fetish, wwf no mercy, goth chicks, nirvana record sales, girls with long toenails, pokemon sex pics, britney spears cursing, funny cartoon hippos, ex-wives, pictures of monkeys reading porn, my flannel tshirt, polar bears, hello kitty, cookie monster poster, midgets, take my money take my posessions, chickens and eggs.
2/19/2001 - Isn't it great that George W. Bush has only been president for three weeks (at most) and he's already raged war on Iraq? It's going to be a looooooong term. Boy, howdy.
2/20/2001 - Super glue + fingers = hard time typing.
2/21/2001 - Oh, and for those of you who don't know: Crazy Town scrapes the bowels of suckitude.
2/22/2001 - Finally! The 2's outnumber the 0's! Get it? "Outnumber!" HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
2/23/2001 - Mega Man could totally kick the crap out of Gary Coleman. Unless they mud wrestled. In which case, Gary Coleman would DROWN!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
2/24/2001 - Mr. T is now doing 1-800-COLLECT commercials? Say it ain't so, T! Well, on the bright side, at least it gets David Arquette and that Wayans guy off my television. I'm patiently awaiting the commercial where a guy doesn't dial 1-800-COLLECT and Mr. T bludgeons him to death with the pay phone.
2/25/2001 - It's weird but Saturday Night Live suddenly got funny. Just overnight, the show did a complete 180 degree turn. Now it's as funny as it used to be in it's golden years. Goooo-oold.
2/26/2001 - 
And yes, that is Talena in 9th grade. Word to your mother.
2/27/2001 - I yam what I yam and dat's all dat I yam.
2/28/2001 - Su-su-sudio.
3/1/2001 - I updated the tour dates calendar. Since Kittie isn't touring or really doing anything of importance, it was really easy.
3/2/2001 - Here are some search engine keywords people have used to find this site. And, really, these are all real. Honest. I didn't make up any of them. Here they are: on the sidewalk bleeding, jester heads, britney spears fun house, french german girls, pics of fat drunk guys, no mercy created wrestler britney spears, guys in drag, sunny delight, lucky charms marshmallows, archangel, gym sissies, pics or drawings of octopus with skull, mercedes soda, princess leia in metal bikini, www.wifebeater.com, kidney of a cat, book of shadows spell to make penis bigger, wwf neato pics, how can i tell if im pregnant.
3/3/2001 - We Love Byron superstar Antoinette celebrates her birthday today. Let's make fun of her.
3/4/2001 - Today was a long time ago from whenever you're reading this.
3/5/2001 - Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh and clean. So fresh and so clean, clean.
3/6/2001 - Don't you think I'm so sexy? I'm just so fresh and clean. So fresh and so clean, clean.
3/7/2001 - Do you like... cheeeeeeeeeese?
3/8/2001 - You can't hurt me when I'm in my cheese helmet!
3/9/2001 - Do you like... sausages?
3/10/2001 - Daddy, would you like some sausage?
3/11/2001 - Daddy, would you like some sausage?
3/12/2001 - It's evolution, baby.
3/13/2001 - I'm not going to screw up today's update. It's going to be funny. Honest.
3/14/2001 - Have you heard the one about Jennifer Lopez and the proctologist?
3/15/2001 - Pop Tarts, the other white meat.
3/16/2001 - Is anyone still getting jiggy with it? Why not? it's a funky fresh way to burn off that pesky Thanksgiving yam.
3/17/2001 - Kaboom.
3/18/2001 - I saw a bumper sticker today that was really funny. But I can't remember what it said.
3/19/2001 - There's really no substitute for a good, ol' fashioned poking stick. I got mine! Do you got yours? Hot diggedy!
3/20/2001 - Make up your own update. Then feel ashamed when I laugh at you and kick your update in the nads.
3/21/2001 - Heh. Nads.
3/22/2001 - Heh. Nads.
3/23/2001 - Heh. Nads.
3/24/2001 - Wait, no: I meant, "Heh. Boobs."
3/25/2001 - Heh. Boobs.
3/26/2001 - Heh. Boobs.
3/27/2001 - Heh. Boobs.
3/28/2001 - Batman! Nah nah nah nah, Batman!
3/29/2001 - My nomination for People magazine's "Person of the Year" is the air rage guy. What a dork.
3/30/2001 - Word up.
| 3/31/2001 - End of the first quarter of 2001. Still waiting for the apocalypse...
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