7/1/2001 - I'm on vacation.
7/2/2001 - On vacation.
7/3/2001 - On vacation.
7/4/2001 - On vacation.
7/5/2001 - On vacation.
7/6/2001 - On vacation.
7/7/2001 - On vacation.
7/8/2001 - On vacation.
7/9/2001 - On vacation.
7/10/2001 - On vacation.
7/11/2001 - On vacation.
7/12/2001 - On vacation.
7/13/2001 - On vacation.
7/14/2001 - On vacation.
7/15/2001 - On vacation.
7/16/2001 - On vacation.
7/17/2001 - On vacation.
7/18/2001 - Still on vacation.
7/19/2001 - On vacation.
7/20/2001 - On vacation.
7/21/2001 - On vacation.
7/22/2001 - Came back. No, just kidding. Am still on vacation.
7/23/2001 - On vacation.
7/24/2001 - On vacation.
7/25/2001 - On vacation.
7/26/2001 - On vacation.
7/27/2001 - On vacation.
7/28/2001 - On vacation.
7/29/2001 - On vacation.
7/30/2001 - On vacation.
7/31/2001 - On vacation.
8/1/2001 - Was on vacation. But came back. Oh, yeah.
8/2/2001 - Put the past news in its respected archive.
8/3/2001 - Choke is dead. I cried for half an hour. Then I watched The Cosby Show. And I laughed for half an hour. But then I cried again.
8/4/2001 - Fallon left Kittie. She's being replaced by some commie named Boris. Honest. Why did she leave? Probably because she has ebola. Poor girl.
8/5/2001 - None of this is in any real order.
8/6/2001 - Since Choke is gone, I hereby claim the throne of the best Kittie site on the web. Anyone have a problem with that? "I do!" What?!?! Now you die! *stabstabstab* Anyone else? Anyone?!?! Come on! Who wants a piece?
8/7/2001 - Here are some real keywords people have used to find this site: dif'frent strokes, greg coates, merced band, fallon cult, smcintial, stefanie sun lyrics, yousuck, lucky charms tattoo, jonathan taylor thomas look-a-likes, where can i find articles on Kittie?, pregnant goth pics, talena atfields height, sweet sixteen someone building, you are a freek, lesbian shoe sniffing, lyrics for i cant take my eyes off of you, girls that fart, buckcherry song interpretations, monster rainbow morgan dollars, cookie monster poster, jenna elfman bongos, neal diamond in concert, cartoon drawings of octopus, silverchair covers, jet grind radio lyrics, b-52 color scheme.
8/8/2001 - I added a bunch of hate mail to the hate mail section.
8/9/2001 - Hare krishna.
8/10/2001 - You need to read If Chins Could Kill - Confessions of a B-Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell. It is the greatest book in the history of the greatest books in history.
8/11/2001 - It's a drive-in Saturday.
8/12/2001 - The hate mail just keeps rolling in. Added a new one for ya.
8/14/2001 - Marigold, marigold, marigold, I'm leaving the Roosevelt Hotel.
8/15/2001 - I added a bit to a previous update. Can you tell which one? Of course you can't! Because you are ugly and stupid and no one can stand how bad you smell!
8/16/2001 - Don't feel bad. I'm also ugly and stupid and no one can stand how bad I smell.
8/17/2001 - I retract my previous statement. People actually enjoy the way I smell.
8/18/2001 - Here are some more keywords people have used to find this site: circus girl in a bottle, powerpuff girl bubbles is sexy, www.million.com, young belly button pics, jackie chan is homosexual, princess leia bikini pics, sageryd, bondage devil skull masks, cartoon hippos, slipknot on conan o'brien, MSNH, dolphin with wall, smelly fish humor, dumb broads, 1-800-collect babes, johnny bravo font, claritan commercial, evolution to make a bigger penis, now we are free MIDI GLADIATOR, and, cassandra gorman.
8/19/2001 - What's got the whole world faking?
8/20/2001 - Pearl Jam.
8/21/2001 - What the hell? Even more keywords that people have used to find this site? Holy Jebus! Here they are: flexing brother, lynly loves porn, how can i have sex with lita from the wwf, paranormal activity, recyclable guitar, "pink floyd" art "swimming pool" girls painted, cache:0WA0eV7SmR8:dolphin-skull.tvheaven.com/kittie/interview.html 'interview with talena' kittie, kittie worst band, is da brat a lesbian?, herpes medication, child underwear, dismembered, girls with dolphin tatoos, saliva bubbles. And yes, they are ALL real.
8/22/2001 - I dunno.
8/23/2001 - Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. Until she got popped by the fuzz. Remember kids, say no to shells!
8/24/2001 - What the hell was that?
8/25/2001 - Talena Is Not Dead. This is really cool.
8/26/2001 - I completely destroyed the link sections. Because I felt like it. I AM KING! KING, I SAY!
8/27/2001 - On with the show!
8/27/2001 - Look! The date is really 8/28/2001, but I put it as 8/7/2001! I am soooo crazy! I am a wild and crazy guy! A crazy and wild guy! A crazy and crazy guy! I'm so crazy I have to use crazy twice! And that itself is crazy!
8/29/2001 - Dazzle your dates with urinary discomfort.
8/30/2001 - Hoo-ah!
8/31/2001 - The last day of the month has just passed a kidney stone.
9/1/2001 - The first day of the month has just eaten that kidney stone.
9/2/2001 - D'oh!
9/3/2001 - A very slow bike ride.
9/4/2001 - Walk the plank, ye salty dog!
9/5/2001 - Nothing can kill The Grimace. Not even Lisa Bonet.
| 9/6/2001 - Captain's log, Star Date 2-8-3-5.2-8: I am not wearing pants. And I'm in a public place.
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