The Title - The title, "They're a Million," is not a Kittie lyric. It is, in fact, a Runaways lyric/song title (the title is "I'm A Million"). It's a great song; one of my favorites. And if you're a Kittie fan who doesn't know who the Runaways are I HATE YOU!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!! POSER!!! FRAUD!!!! LOSER!!!! I HATE YOU!!! Rejected titles include "They're A Saturday Night Special" (Runaways), "Eyes Without a Face" (Billy Idol), and "I Love the Cocaine, I Love the Cocaine" (Buckcherry).

The site itself. - If you've all ready taken the tour, you might have noticed two things: 1.) There's little, if anything to do with Kittie. 2.) The site seems to be bashing Kittie. Well, let me assure you this is not the case. I am, in fact, a Kittie fan. I was one of the obsessed ones, too, until I realized what everyone else deludes themselves from seeing: I suck. No, really, we all do. But this site is my way of expressing love for the Kittie band. Honestly. In real life, I'm a shy, insecure loser with only two friends. But on the internet: I AM A GREEK GOD!!!! I'm not making fun of anyone. Least of all Kittie. They're the only thing that gets me through the day. I'm just kidding around. Like when Tom Green makes fun of his friends on his show. It's all in good fun and the only difference is that Kittie have no idea who I am. Plus, I'm ugly. ::cries::

The creation of the site. - I created this site after being hit in the head with a 2x4 and being knocked out one night. The strange thing is that my friends said I was functioning quite well for the rest of the night. Sure, I did pretend to be George Michael for several hours, but that's impressive if you think about it. If it weren't for the confirmation e-mails, I never would've known it existed. The original page consisted of the main page (which really surprised me), the drunken fan thing, and a section of the interview. You'd be surprised how many ways you can spell Mercedes with eight P's. During the next day, I thought this site was kind of neat. So I kept it. It's my baby. I love it and if you try to hurt it I will DDT you into thumbtacks.

The biography - Most of it is true!

Members Section - Based on my old Marvel Comics trading cards. I think it's one of the better bio sections out there. But then again, I was hit in the head with a 2x4.

The Kittie Concert Experiences - The first one was written in a parody style of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas only not as funny or original. But that was a great show, darn it. I only wish I wrote the entry sooner because I forgot a lot of what happened. Curses . . . The second is a semi-parody of Naked Lunch with various other movie/book influences thrown in to confuse you. The third is a blatant rip off of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Again, with various other movie/book influences to confuse and anger you. The fourth was just written. But it's still meant to insult your intelligence.

Lyrics - It has a purpose, but I'm quite sure what that purpose is.

The Kittiepuff Girls - I'm just amazed at what one can do when one doesn't sleep for four days straight. This came to me during an insomnia marathon. I was sitting around at 3:40 in the morning, watching The Powerpuff Girls (shown every day on Cartoon Network at 10:30, I think) and drawing them. Soon after, I started drawing Kittie in the Powerpuff fashion. The next day I wrote the plot and script, drew it, and scanned it. Sorry about the size of the pictures, but I haven't gotten the hang of my scanner yet. See, it enlarges everything automatically. I can't stop it. But, still, it's worth the wait, I think.

The Interview - I really did interview Kittie. Well, if you call talking to a picture I found on the internet interviewing Kittie. Which brings us to another important fact: NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. Especially that last piece of advice. But the interview is funny, no?

Kittiémon - It's cute, what can I say? But I do apologize for my horrible additions to the pictures. It's hard to draw things with the computer. It really is.

Tour Dates and Events Calendar - This is just an excuse to put up neat pictures. I know people aren't coming to this site to find out when the nearest Kittie concert is. That's why I only do the calendar one month at a time. I just like the pictures, is all.

The Love/Hate Mail - I had all these e-mails that I've sent out just sitting in my e-mail box and figured I should put them to good use. The problem is that most of them have absolutely nothing at all to do with Kittie. Now, I know what you're thinking: "This entire site has nothing to do with Kittie!" Well, you're right. And therein lies the meaning to my reason.

Lyric Interpretations - I went through each and every single song off of Spit and interpreted each and every single line. The result is mad-cap hilarity. The likes of which you've never seen before! Which is funnier when you realize that the only reason I did the interpretations was because I was bored. I didn't realize they would turn into such a hit. I am a creative genius!!! BWAH HA HA HA!!!!

Morgan's Water Bottle - When I was at a Kittie concert, I got a water bottle that Morgan drank out of. So I did what any obsessed, psycho fan would do: I took a bunch of pictures of it and placed them on the internet. It was on E-Bay for a while but no one wanted to buy it. If you're interested in it, though, I'm still taking bids. The opening bid is one million dollars. Give me money!

Talena Is Dead - I stumbled across a couple sites that dealt with the rumors that Paul McCartney is dead. The theory is that he was killed in a car crash and replaced by a look-alike. The Beatles then placed a bunch of clues in their albums that told us Paul was really dead. After reading about this, I thought, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if one of the Kittie members was dead?" The thought was stored in the back of my mind. Gradually, it grew and grew until it became the section you see today. It's battling "Morgan's Water Bottle" as my favorite section.

The Guestbook - After my old guestbook got killed by my server, I got a new one. Which is fine by me, because the old one was really stupid. I love my new guestbook. It rules! Please sign it. Then you'll rule, too.

Links - I just wanted an excuse to have a multi-colored section in which I can be funny at other people's expense. So I created the text links section. But I didn't want to kill all the neat banners I had. Because they truly are neat.