You're hidden by your good looks,
You're good looking and people can't see past that. Apparently you're smart, too. But no one notices.

Your fake... smiles.
You also got plastic surgery done so that you smile all the time. Like that one guy on the Simpsons. Remember whent the Germans bought the power plant and everyone got raises? The one guy that spent it on the plastic surgery? THAT'S YOU!!!! BWAH HA HA HA!!!! YOU'RE A STUPID CARTOON CHARACTER!!!! You doof...You must not be very smart, then. No wonder people can't get past your looks.

I loved you but it took me a long while
It took Fallon a long time to get past your dumbness before she loved you.

To realize, you don't even care,
Oh, wait, no. It took her a long time to realize you didn't love her. She hasn't realized how stupid you are yet.

All the feelings, you had none.
"All the colors of the rainbow, you see them floating through the skyyyyy." Sorry...

There's only one word that describes you,
And that is?

and that's a hypocrite.
Oh. Wait, isn't that two words?

I looked over at you,
She sees you from across the room.

You looked over at me,
You see her from across the room.

I look at you and smile,
See likes you, man! Go for it!

You fucking pedophile.
Huh? That came from nowhere. How old are you, anyway?

I looked over at you,
She's looking at you again. She must not have meant it.

You looked over at me.
Okaaay, you did this before...

I look at you and smile...
Yeah, we saw that the first time.

Pedophile!
Whoa! What?

Seduction!
Wait, why?

Torture!
Huh? But I...

Decapitation!
That's going a bit far, isn't it?

Insane!
I am so very, very confused.

You're not my friend,
And I'm not going to be if you keep on acting like this.

This is the end,
Good golly! Fallon is the reincarnation of Jim Morrison!!! I understand it all now!!! She's drunk and out of her mind!

Suck it!
You aren't very nice when you're drunk, Fallon. Wait, why are you drinking anyway? You're only 16!

My eyes were never dry,
Right. Go on.

It's all done.
That's not a very good reason for drinking.

It wasn't real and all
But you just said it. How could it not be real?

But it was fun.
I'm sure it was. But that's not a good reason at all. Just because something is fun doesn't mean it's right. I mean, it's fun to drive on the sidewalk but that doesn't mean you should do it.

Was I not good enough for you, king? (3x)
I never said that. All I said was that you shouldn't be drinking alcohol.

I guess not...
Hey, don't jump to conclusions!

I looked over at you,
Wait, me or him?

You looked over at me,
No fair! We're both looking at you! Stop being vague!!!

I look at you and smile,
Oh, she's talking to you.

You fucking pedophile.
Yep. Definitely you.

I looked over at you,
Oh, man, not again....

You looked over at me.
Stop looking! You know how it's going to end!

I look at you and smile...
Oh, no! Here it comes!

Pedophile!
Eek!

Seduction!
::hides::

Torture!
::continues hiding::

Decapitation!
::still hiding::

Insane
::peeks to see if it's safe::

You're not my friend,
Are you done?

This is the end,
*phew*

Suck it!
Hey! That wasn't very nice.

You're not the king,
I'm not? Then why are you yelling at me? He's the pedophile! Yell at him!

You never will be.
I don't want to be if it means being yelled at like that.

How could you say that you liked me? (3x)
I didn't know you were so mean. (3x)

Hope you choke!
Yeah, well, hope you . . . um, trip!

What did we learn today?
I have absolutely no idea. But, sheesh, Fallon is meanie.