The knife is on the table.
Okay, the setting is being made.

I put myself to sleep.
Right. And what did the knife have, oh. The knife was used to put you to sleep. That's a real downer.

All I know is all I know.
Yeah, well you should know that you've cast a heavy cloud upon this song.

Remember, What you sow is what you reap!
I only knit, does that count?

Why can't I fucking believe you?
I have a web site dedicated to my knitting. Would that help convince you?

This is too much for me.
I need to stop talking to you. It's just confusing the audience.

A little sheltered girl,
A little sheltered girl...

Is what I'll always be.
She'll always be a little sheltered girl. I am SO good at this!

Self-loathing, inconsiderate,
Self-loathing, inconsiderate...

Too scared of what I'll be.
Wait, you can't rhyme "be" and "be!" It's against the rules!!

I look into the mirror,
Morgan looks into the mirror....

The whore is all I see.
Morgan sees the whore whenever she looks into the mirror. Whoo! I should do this for a living.

Like you, Like me.
This means one of two things: either she's saying she likes something in the same way that you like her or she's comparing you and her to something. See? These interpretations aren't all mindless dribble. Some of them are incoherent, too!! Whoo!!

Diminished, self important,
Adjectives, I suspect.

I'll never see.
She'll never see those adjectives. It's a pity, truly.

Like you, Like me.
This again? Bleh.

I never want to be like me.
Yeah, well, I never want to be like you, either. I think.

Do you think I'm a whore?
No. You are, however, a contradiction since you don't want to be yourself.

I'm a whore (4x)
Uh, okay. But just remember: you said it, not me.

Why can't I fucking believe you?
Huh? You just said it! Didn't you hear yourself?

This is too much for me.
Okay, it's quite simple: YOU SAID IT!!!! NOT ME!!!!

A little sheltered girl,
Huh? Oh, yeah, I remember this from earlier.

Is what I'll always fucking be.
She'll always be a little sheltered girl.

So loving and considerate.
She's describing herself.

Too scared of what I'll be.
She's still describing herself.

I look into the mirror,
Oh, man...not again...

The whore is all I see.
You should really stop looking in the mirror, then.

Like you, Like me.
Grrr. I explained this sentence already.

I'll never change,
She'll never change.

I'm stubborn you see.
She's stubborn, you see.

Like you, Want me, Know me, For eternity.
I'd explain this, but you'd just get confused.

I'm A Whore (8x)
Right. That's really not a very good way to describe oneself. You should try something happier. Like an acrobat or a balloon animal. You can be a balloon animal, you know. It just takes practice. Go on, try it.

Haha. Haha. I'm A...Whore.
Almost, but not quite. Keep practicing and get back to me on it. Sheesh...

What did we learn today?
Nothing, really. Morgan thinks she's a whore and doesn't want to be a balloon animal. It's a shame, truly.